There are virtually no trials in Stone County, Missouri. The running gag is for the hapless goy Defendant to hire a local attorney (Jew) who talks the emotionally distraught and gullable client (victim) into taking a plea bargain.
The prosecutor’s office utilizes the Russian negotiation strategy. That is, they start extremely high in their terms and then wait out the victim who, after one or two counter-proposals, caves in to the pressure (of his own attorney) and pleads to a much graver charge than is really deserved.
The prosecutor walks away with another notch in his gun. The court walks away with the victim’s wallet. The fat cow victim walks away feeling pounds lighter. Everyone is relieved. Such a deal!