ThinkMasa on October 5th, 2009

News Flash: Judge Victor Head has just rewarded Artie Ayres $2,000 for a house that the City of Branson West declared is “Uninhabitable”!  Will wonders never ceaae?
Essentially, Ayres has been rewarded for breaking into his own house.  Now, I’m not gonna say that such a notion is essentially insane.  But we are gonna say that THIS [...]

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ThinkMasa on September 18th, 2009

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Two Stone County Sheriff patrol cars went storming down Tunnel Drive last night.  No sirens but heavy speed.  Their final destination…Artieville…(Roark Lane, Branson West, Mo.)…a trashy trailer park owned by the slumlord of Branson West, Artie Ayres.
The allegation is that the new neighbors who have just recently moved in to the trailer park, swung a [...]

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ThinkMasa on September 15th, 2009

 
Joseph Arthur Ayres is, hopefully, one of the last of a dying breed.  A man blessed with an abundance of riches but a poverty of compassion.
When I first met Ayres, it was by his choice, certainly not mine.  The wisend old con man came knocking on my door one day, looking for my vote.  You see, Ayres was “pounding [...]

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